* Transcript: "SERIOUS BUSINESS" * Permalink: http://readmspa.org/transcripts/6_002058.txt SERIOUS BUSINESS The following matters have been submitted in a frank and forthright manner for pipefan413's judicious appraisal. f grayslacks66 - 17:24 Decided to return home for fresh tie. Soiled tie will be laundered immediately upon return f wellPressedAttire - 17:23 Use ballpoint pen to roll up tip of cloth. Extract pen. Press rolled cloth against ceramic surface, e.g. restroom sink. In future: consider repositioning hat hook and/or coffee pot. f officeurchin1280 - 17:23 Photographic documentation of incident? f grayslacks66 - 17:22 Was posturing unevenly to reach for hat on wall hook. Tip of tie slipped in open mouth of pot. Duration of "dunk": approx. 3 seconds. f 2busy4this - 17:22 pl elab on 'incident' f grayslacks66 - 17:21 Need counsel on removing coffee from necktie. Incident occurred 45 seconds ago. Beverage essences rapidly settling into fabric. [SYSTEM] * Sources: * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002058 - John: Get PDA. * http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00158_2.gif * Generated by scripts and humans - corrections welcome! * http://readmspa.org/transcripts