* Transcript: "Pony Pals"
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[Amazing chapter titles.]

[Potentially the TOC for greatest book ever written.]

[But Betancourt shat out this nightmare instead.]

Contents

1. A Visitor				1
2. Screaming Ponies [Mother FUCK.]	9
3. Danger! [!!!!!]  	    		18
4. Flames				25
5. Missing				33
6. The Fight				41
7. Blood in the Snow [Holy shit.]	49
8. Homeless 	     	   		56
9. Three Ideas				64
10. Acorn's Shadow [: a Pony Broods]	72
[11. The Final Freakout]

[APPENDIX A: OFFICIAL BODYCOUNT]

[HORSE SHOES]
[EH WHATEVER.]


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[Tragic pony noose.]

A Visitor

[Almost a good name for you. Not sure why.] Anna Harley [Dumb name. Sounds like product of speech impediment by imbecile.] came out her back door and ran across the backyard. There were two ponies in the paddock behind Anna's house and yard. "Hey, ponies," Anna called out. "We're going for a trail ride."[, as she prepared the noose adroitly.]

Anna's pony, Acorn, was standing in the pony shed. The other pony, Snow White, [Lil' Sebastian] belonged to Anna's next-door neighbor and Pony Pal, Lula Sanders. [The City of Pawnee, Indiana.]

Snow White [Lil Seb] came over to Anna, but Acorn stayed in the shed. Anna thought that Acorn was trying to hide from her. He liked to play Catch Me if You Can. [I'm Scared Shitless of My Master.]

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[Man, screw handwriting. This is easier.]

Anna went into the shed. Acorn wasn't [fucking around]. He was staring at a fluffy black cat with white paws [taking a dump on his favorite saddle.] The cat was staring back at Acorn [shitting like tomorrow wasn't a thing.]

"Hey, kitty," said Anna. "What are you doing here?" [she asked, the act of defecation oddly foreign to the girl.]

[Pawnee] came into the shed behind Anna. "Whose cat is that?" [the rural township inquired.]

"I don't know," answered Anna. ["It's not a pony, so who seriously gives a fuck."]

Suddenly a mouse ran from behind the feed bin. [The contrived incident caused some extra shit to happen. Acorn was like, ah hell no. Not the fuck in my paddock, bitch.] Acorn nickered as if to say, "[(Vile slurs omitted)]"

The cat leaped back up on the straw and curled himself into a ball. Acorn took a few steps toward the cat and [crushed it to death with his magnificent hooves.] Acorn nickered [triumphantly.]

"That's so cute!" [murmured the fictional midwestern borough.]

Pam Crandal rode [another god damned pony] up to the shed. She said hi to her Pony Pals and [the whole crew beamed complacently about their bullshit horse club.]

Anna pointed at the cat. "Acorn has a new [kind of meat he appears to tolerate!" she exploded.]

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